I am staying in a hotel tonight, and I had to use the john to do a little unloading - and they have this cheap, thin, scratchy ass sandpaper feeling toilet paper that has my butthole feeling like it has a bad case of hemorrhoids after eating a ton of extremely spicy food. That’s […]

Ok fine. No guns, knives, lighters or sharp objects are allowed past the security checkpoint. But the measures that have been enforced with carrying on liquids, gels etc… Effing Bollocks.
For those that don’t know, all liquids, gels and aerosols must be in 3 oz or smaller containers. Toothepaste tubes rolled up are not allowed […]