You know what gets under me skin more than a runner runner gut shot straight draw that hits? When folks use the john and leave without washing their hands! Especially after they wipe and don’t wash!! Aaaaaaaaaaaargh!  Effing bollocks!

I am staying in a hotel tonight, and I had to use the john to do a little unloading - and they have this cheap, thin, scratchy ass sandpaper feeling toilet paper that has my butthole feeling like it has a bad case of hemorrhoids after eating a ton of extremely spicy food. That’s […]