http://www.effingbollocks.com Funny ass shite about gripes, peeves, and things that are effing bollocks! Wed, 26 Sep 2007 18:39:31 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Lol, came across this image on the web sometime ago (can't remember where now for proper crediting).  And I have to say, this is pretty effing bollocks funny mates. http://www.effingbollocks.com/2007/09/26/dog-gone-drunk/ Dude. Let me tell you - a pimple on your nose - especially a lone pimple on your nose - is effing bollocks. I mean, c'mon - talk about noticeable! What are you gonna do - try to cover it? Put a small bandage over it? ... http://www.effingbollocks.com/2007/06/06/rudolph-the-red-nose-pimple/ I went into the company store today to purchase a gift, and while the attendant was bagging my item, my eyes fell upon a canister of tennis balls with our company branding on the tube. I thought to myself, "why don't I buy this for my friend that loves ... http://www.effingbollocks.com/2007/05/02/18-can-of-tennis-balls/ Dude, AOL, go get your own material! What the eff? AOL has began testing a new home page... do you notice any similarities? You can read more about this on TechCrunch's article: AOL One Step Behind Again: New Home Page Identical To Yahoo I know that imitation is the highest ... http://www.effingbollocks.com/2007/04/27/aol-copies-yahoo/ You know what gets under me skin more than a runner runner gut shot straight draw that hits? When folks use the john and leave without washing their hands! Especially after they wipe and don't wash!! Aaaaaaaaaaaargh!  Effing bollocks! http://www.effingbollocks.com/2007/04/17/wash-da-hands-mate-puhleeeez/ As a girl, it sucks to have your period every month, tho nowadays you can take certain pills to skip your period.  Are there pills to get rid of the pimples or zits that appear the same time you have your period? http://www.effingbollocks.com/2007/03/22/pimples-and-periods/ I am staying in a hotel tonight, and I had to use the john to do a little unloading - and they have this cheap, thin, scratchy ass sandpaper feeling toilet paper that has my butthole feeling like it has a bad case of hemorrhoids after eating a ton of ... http://www.effingbollocks.com/2007/02/19/scratchy-ass-toilet-paper/ Ok fine. No guns, knives, lighters or sharp objects are allowed past the security checkpoint. But the measures that have been enforced with carrying on liquids, gels etc... Effing Bollocks. For those that don't know, all liquids, gels and aerosols must be in 3 oz or smaller containers. Toothepaste tubes ... http://www.effingbollocks.com/2007/02/10/airport-security/